few weeks before graduation/Longest Survey

Another survey: March 14, 2004. Few weeks before graduation, and there is nothing to do but wait for graduation day



medyo nagiging survey happy ako on boring afternoons...

Subject: the longest survey or ultimate time killer for
time wasters

What is your name?: Tristan Frederick (umm, got this survey from a batchmate na tristan frederick din yung name, wla lang, ang weird lang na may kapangalan ako at T din yung surname)

Are you named after anyone?: don't think so

What's your screename?: huh? sino ba gumagawa ng survey na to? (wla lang, di ko maintindihan eh --- reklamo ka pa, buti nga to kaysa mabulok sa kawalan)

Would you name a child of yours after you?: no, babae anak ko eh

If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: never crossed my mind, pero baka Crystal or Trixie or.. (talagang nag-isip)

If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: love my name, saka wla akong friend na astig yung pangalan (except gunther, pero mas trip ko pa rin name ko)

Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: most of the time christian, sometimes crystal (nangyari na thrice)

Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: no (pang telenovela surname ko eh)

Your gender:: male

Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight (naaaliw ako sa tanong na to lately)

Single?: yep

If not, do you want to be?: yep (labo, sinagot pa rin)

Birthdate:: ika-28 ng nobyembre, 1983

Your age:: twenty

Age you act:: not sure, in between (sometimes childish, sometimes mature for my age)?

Age you wish you were:: 30 (age na masasabi ko na im almost halfway there----end of my life i mean)

Your height:: 6 or 6'1

Eye color:: black

Happy with it?: umm..think so. di ko iniisip na sasaya ako dahil sa eye color...

Hair color:: black

Happy with it?: yep

Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: kaliwete, learning to be ambi

Your living arrangement:: ummm..

Your family:: father, mother, brother , sister (naalala ko song ng family toothpaste commercial)

Have any pets?: three turtles and millions of dustmites in my room

Whats your job?: ummm...law student aspirant, as of now bakasyunista extraordinaire/bum

Piercings?: none

Tattoos?: wla pa

Obsessions/Infatuations?: si rachael, si erning, si barbie (kahit tibo), si nelly at isang classmate nung...saka si...at si... (oops, ang dami na)

Addictions?: ummm...none

Do you speak another language?: tagalog and english (dictionary)

Have a favorite quote?: pabago-bago eh, ngayon: "waiting is painful, forgetting is painful, but not
knowing which one to do is the worst torture of all" (not sure if i got the quote right, basta parang ganyan)

Do you have a webpage?: none

Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it?: masyadong malalim, di ko malagom ang kabuuan para maibahagi at mailagay sa porma ng mga salita....

Do you live in the moment?: sana, lagi kong nakakalimutan eh

Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: yep, most of the time (i think)

Do you have any secrets?: ummm, yes?

Do you hate yourself?: yep, i'm my own worst enemy

Do you like your handwriting?: no

Do you have any bad habits?: i think so, hindi naman ako sobrang bait (kapal)

What is the compliment you get from most people?: dont know, maybe i dont pay much attention to compliments

If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: The Twists and Turns in the Mind of the Demented Hitchhiker of Life Trilogy (uso mahabang movie title eh)

What's your biggest fear?: cant think of any (naks fearless)

Can you sing?: hell yeah! (in my mind nga lang, sobrang galing ko, sobra)

Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: no, what's with being cool anyway (sourgraping)

Are you a loner?: i think so

What are your #1 priorities in life?: umm..pull myself together?

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: i'll think about it

Are you a daredevil?: yep, dare me...

Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: takot akong magalit and i hate myself for almost
everything kasi its cool to hate (ang labo!!! parang pageant answer)

Are you passive or agressive?: depends, mostly passive, aggressive driver

Do you have a journal?: none (practicum journal meron ----> corny)

What is your greatest strength and weakness?: i hate this question...

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: perfect na ko, my imperfections makes my life perfect (its all in the mind)

Do you think you are emotionally strong?: no, kaya nga ako naging anti-social eh, defense-mechanism

Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: yep. always hesitating...oh well, maybe its all for the best (feel good excuse)

Do you think life has been good so far?: yep, almost perfect if not perfect

What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: life is full of tangles, everywhere you look, something's all tangled up, so the best thing to do is always have good sleeping habits, study hard and take care because i dont. seriously, life is a game

What do you like the most about your body?: not vain enough to answer this question (my eyes?)

And least?: same answer dun sa above question

Do you think you are good looking?: no, magnetic yes (ang kapaaal ng kupaloids na toh ah!!!))

Are you confident?: not really (yeah right, tingnan mo nga answer mo sa taas!)

What is the fictional character you are most like?: nightcrawler, im dark, fuzzy and ummm...demonic

Are you perceived wrongly?: don't think so



Do You...

Smoke?: sometimes
Do drugs?: nope, di na kailangan
Read the newspaper?: yep
Pray?: sometimes
Go to church?: used to and planning to make it a habit again in the near future
Talk to strangers who IM you?: no, unless...
Sleep with stuffed animals?: no
Take walks in the rain?: yep, i'm only happy when it rains...
Talk to people even though you hate them?: nope, come to think of it, si carlo lang yata ang wla akong balak kausapin....
Drive?: yep
Like to drive fast?: in fancy cars with the person sitting sa passenger side nakahawak sa handbrake

Would or Have You Ever...

Liked your voice?: not vain enough to answer...
Hurt yourself?: umm..masochist ako
Been out of the country?: nope
Eaten something that made other people sick?: yep, di ko na sasabihin kung ano...
Been in love?: aarrgh..nope (LIAR!!!)
Done drugs?: kulit! di nga sinabi, are you accusing me or implying something? im not being defensive, just...
Gone skinny dipping?: nope (naalala ko si...)
Had a medical emergency?: yep
Had surgery?: maybe someday (labo, parang pangarap)
Ran away from home?: nope, wlang pera. wla lang just for fun
Played strip poker?: nope
Gotten beaten up?: not yet. pag naitatag na ang PMA (Philippine Masochist Association)
Beaten someone up?: umm...siblings? definitely not my...
Been picked on?: yep
Been on stage?: yep
Slept outdoors?: yep, locked out (literal na outdoor)
Thought about suicide?: yep, but then naisip ko na its the easy way out sa mga miseries and that's not how i do things (yabang!)
Pulled an all nighter?: yep
If yes, what is your record?: di ko alam yung shortest pero yung proud akong ipagmalaki, fr. david papers (true test of ones cramming skills)
Gone one day without food?: don't think so
Talked on the phone all night?: umm..nope
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yep
Slept all day?: yep
Killed someone?: what the...no
Made out with a stranger?: no
Had sex with a stranger?: ummm...miss, pwede ba tayong mag-sex, im feeling terribly horny tonight eh, please?
Thought you're going crazy?: am i not?
Kissed the same sex?: umm.. been kissed by the same sex and fortunately, grade school yon
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: ummm...gagayahin ko sagot ng previous person "ANO KO GAGO!?!" sana tibo gumawa ng survey na to (no offense dun sa mga tatamaan, just amusin myself)
Been betrayed?: i think so
Had a dream that came true?: umm... i think so ulit
Broken the law?: don't think so
Met a famous person?: ummm...yep, i think so
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yep
On purpose?: yep, just a few minutes ago, killed a bumblebee (yung mga bees nasa slurpee or sweet drinks)
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: nope (basta may explicit na usapan na di sasabihin, no one will ever know, unless si banjo kausap nyo at di ako)
Stolen anything?: yep
Been on radio/tv?: ummm...not sure
Been in a mosh-pit? nope, or i dont remember
Had a nervous breakdown?: not yet, almost
Bungee jumped?: Not yet, yayain nyo ko
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yep, sa panaginip na lang pala kita maisasayaw...

Beliefs

Belive in life on other planets?: a bit, mas exciting isipin kung meron
Miracles?: yep
Astrology?: basta may pagkascientific yung delivery, benta sa kin
Magic?: got to believe in magic
God?: yep
Satan?: yep, close kami
Santa?: not anymore, ever since na natuto ako magregalo sa ibang tao....
Ghosts?: yep and i ain't afraid of no ghost
Luck?: yep, smarter to be lucky than to be lucky to be smart
Love at first sight?: nope, love is blind eh (nyek, corny)
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: ummm....good cannot be recognized without...no na nga lang, mahabang diskurso pa ang aabutin....
Witches?: yep, basta ba yung tipong charmed ones
Easter bunny?: no, di uso sa philippines ang kunehong estero
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: theology 151, yes it is possible!
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: tae meron
Do you wish on stars?: shooting stars lang...

Deep Theological Questions

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: umm..yes, still do
Do you think God has a gender?: umm..God was used to....Nietzsche would say...but then...the answer is none/no
Do you believe in organized religion?: umm... yes?
Where do you think we go when we die?: six feet below the ground, then up in the sky, passing through sa holes sa ozone layer (caused by chlorofluorocarbons), moving upwards then a sharp right heading towards a tunnel with a light on the other end....corny na

Friends

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yep, hoping/looking for lesbian ones (for gender spectrum
purposes, wlang malisya whatsoever---> defensive)
Who is your best friend?: pantay-pantay lahat, don't favor anyone
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: none, hindi ko nga kilala sarili ko eh
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: tigas ulo ko, im the type of person who won't even listen to my own advice
Your favourite inside joke? right now, yung HIDALGO!!! (bwahahahaha)
Thing you're picked on most about?: love life, magiging pope nga ako sinabi eh
Who's your longest known friend?: ummm..may friends ba ko?
Newest?: tomadores
Shyest?: wla yata...
Funniest?: ummm...di ako madaling matawa eh, lahat ng tomadores funny (sipsip)
Sweetest?: aaaww ang sweet (labo di sinagot)
Closest?: sino ba malapit bahay? (tae ang corny na naman!)
Weirdest?: oi, sino kaya?
Smartest?: lahat ng atenista smart (discrimination!!!)
Ditziest?: ummm
Kikay-est?: kayo na bahala kung sino...
Friends you miss being close to the most?: tomadores, after 30 years (hehe)
Last person you talked to online?: don't remember, tagal na ko nagonline
Who do you talk to most online?: hmm...
Who are you on the phone with most?: cousins (kahit na isang floor lang ang layo ng bahay namin, mga dakilang tamad kmi)
Who do you trust most?: none, kahit sarili ko niloloko ko eh
Who listens to your problems?: madamot ako when it comes to problems, gusto ko akin lang
Who do you fight most with?: make love not war, flower power
Who's the nicest?: ako, at tanging ako lamang (tigas mukha nito ah!)
Who's the most outgoing?: umm...
Who's the best singer?: si pau gorospe
Who's on your shit-list?: fortunately, none
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: sa tomadores, none (got respect for all of you tomadores ladies, you know i love you----sino to? feeling celebrity ah)
Who's your second family?: as of now, tomadores
Do you always feel understood?: don't need to
Who's the loudest friend?: the females of the specie
Do you trust others easily?: nope
Who's house were you last at?: di ko maalala, bka kila angelo
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: aaawww...di arms eh
Do your friends know you?: not sure...oo naman (siguro)
Friend that lives farthest away:: si mark siguro, pwera na lang kung di counted yung mga dorms...

Love and All That

Do you consider love a mistake?: no, kahit na love-hater ako...
Turn-on?: ummm...not sure what turns me on
Turn-off?: too needy
First kiss?: mam parco, hehe (actually nagtouch lang foreheads namin)
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: flattered of course, tapos
magpapalibre ako...
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: depends..
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: yep, di pa ba socially acceptable?
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: yep
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: uummm, im not part of the opposite sex, parang tinanong mo na rin ako whether i find this certain guy attractive
What is best about the opposite sex?: umm...
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: you have to adjust kasi di kayo magkaintindihan
What's the last present someone gave you?: dont remember, shirt yata
Are you in love?: aaaaaarrrgghhhh!!!.... yep. lintik na twenty questions yan oh, nabungkal ang aking nakaraan...
Do you consider your significant other hot?: maybe

Who Was the Last Person

That haunted you?: none, sana si sadako..wait, meron pala, ang aking nakaraang...
You wanted to kill?: wla pa, ipapa-assassinate meron
That you laughed at?: yung kumanta ng "livin on a prayer" sa videokehan sa laguna
That laughed at you?: some of the pol sci peeps nung kumanta ako sa laguna
That turned you on?: sa kin na lang yun
You went shopping with?: cousins
That broke your heart?: aaawww, wla pa naman yata...
To disappoint you?: none, don't get disappointed that easily
To ask you out?: none, pakipot ako eh
To make you cry?: forgot how to cry
To brighten up your day?: si wizard ng EK, siyempre yung tomadores (sipsip ulit), ay last person pala, si...
That you thought about?: a friend from grade school and the person who i got this survey from and yung last person na nagbrighten up ng day (labo last nga tapos
tatlong tao, di naman sila magkakasama)
You saw a movie with?: my cousins, with uncle and aunt (actually, night out ng family ng aunt ko, ako lang ang di member ng family nila, wla akong magawa eh, kapal ng mukha noh)
You talked to on the phone?: kuliiit!!!
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: pinsan ko, ICQ, four years ago
You saw?: cousins
You lost?: my...cant say, sobrang painful...

Right This Moment

Are you going out?: nope, wlang perang pang gimik, i am home alone
Will it be with your significant other?: tae
Or some random person? tado to ah
What are you wearing right now?: ateneo blue eagles championship shirt at shorts
Body part you're touching right now: none, labo ng tanong na to ah
What are you worried about right now?: saan ako kukuha ng perang panggimik ngayong wla no kong pasok sa eskwela, benta ko kaya bahay namin...
What book are you reading?: catch 22
What's on your mousepad?:ummm... mouse?
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: BORED, tired, sleepy, achy-breaky (yung aking likod), hungry
Are you bored?: sasagutan ko ba ito kung hindi
Are you tired?: yep
Are you talking to anyone online?: no, paki mo
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no, paki mo ulit
Are you lonely or content?: content
Are you listening to music?: yep, gin blossoms, til i hear it....

FINIS

waaah, wla na naman akong gagawin! ayoko maglinis ng
kwarto! hanap pa ko ng survey...